February 2012
My flat mate is such a cretin.
60 facts about the Queen you didn't know
27 According to Margaret Rhodes, the Queen’s cousin, HM’s alcohol intake never varies. She takes a gin and Dubonnet before lunch, with a slice of lemon and a lot of ice. She will take wine with lunch and a dry Martini and a glass of champagne in the evening. That comes to 6 units per day, which would make Her Majesty a binge drinker by government standards.
28 On a state visit to...
Little tiny Tarzan, swinging on an nose hair,...
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Tonight was SHAG week in the SU.
Don’t ask me what that stands for, something to do with Sexual Health Awareness etc… I managed to come home with a Rampant Rabbit, a bullet vibrator, a clit stimulator (which I gave to a friend), some pink handcuffs and about 10 packets of lube.
All of this was of course free because of my spectacular handstand 69 demonstration and the fact that our group (Bex Rhymes With Sex) came...
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Just walked out of a movement session because I didn’t really feel like playing games. Maybe I’m doing it cause I hope one day someone will follow me.
And then to top it off, a tutor walks past and says, “Hey there lonely girl, you ok?”
Wow, you summed it up.
I feel so shit.
Constantly feel left out! Sometimes I may be feeling paranoid but I text my friends to wait for me as usual at the end of my road before class and as I walked out to meet them I saw them walking past without stopping to wonder where I was.
So basically I had to walk behind them feeling like a loser until I saw them in the station and they tried to be really pally with me.
And the worst thing...
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My friend and I watched Sweeney Todd together earlier and now when we greet each other we keep saying “To shaver da face…”
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Darling don't wake from your sleep, there's just...
mindsmadeup asked: Haha, i don't want my friends to find me here, haha. Tumblr is my hiding place. Btw, Tumblr is silly on iPhone, I posted this first on my dash, fail!!
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I've never realized that:
The Green Green Grass of Home song is about a guy on death row.
What a beautifully sad song.
go on then.
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Blehhhh, the girl that I dislike who is friends with my flatmate is around. Bleh, go away! And stop using my milk for tea.