Why me and my bro will never be cool.
Me: He's a Poltergeist!
Bro: But a Poltergeist never lived! Lol
Me: Did it not?!
Bro: Nope, do you not have Harry Potter facts on Twitter?
Me: I actually do, must have missed that one, I was in Transfig at the time.
Bro: Call yourself a Potter fan, pshhhh, Muggle.
Me: PSHHHHHHHHHH, Squib.
Bro: Mudblood.
Me: Too far... too far!
Bro: Blood traitor Weasley.
Me: Pure blood Scum.
Bro: You'll be in Azkaban sooner than you think!
Me: You'll be in Nurmengard, ho!
Bro: Avada Kedavra!
Me: *Dead*