Me and three of my friends just went to watch The Jonathan Ross Show and we sang the Mahna Mahna song WITH Kermit & Miss Piggy.

That’s the stuff legends are made of, I’m sure!

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Blog! Big Fat Quiz of the Year and kicking a Christmas Tree.

Starting on a positive note, I got to see Big Fat Quiz 2011 last night. I know I posted about it last night but now I’ve got a chance to sit down, I’ma tell you about it.

It was AWESOME. The panel was wicked: Jonathan Ross, Jamie Oliver, David Walliams, Miranda Hart, David Mitchell and Eddie Izzard. Jimmy Carr was amazing as always even though he looks like a puppet and laughs like a seal - infact Eddie said it sounds like a seal killing a goose. :D
We were given free Red Bull and 2-3 Krispy Kreme donuts each, probably to keep us awake for 4 hours but I didn’t need to be kept awake and free stuff is NEVER bad. ;D

Highlights that I remember:

• David Walliams farting and Miranda having to move to David and Eddie’s panel for fresh air.
• The “BUTTERFLY!” that appeared half way through, which Eddie gave to Miranda as a birthday present and then died on the desk.
• When the screens broke and the R1 logo came up for ages so they had to resort to pen and paper, and then Miranda said sarcastically, “I don’t know whyyy we’re writing on pen and paper when this technology is working perfectly.”
• “Do you like Rice?” I hope they keep this in the edited version, because you’ll know what I mean.
• Miranda going on and on about Steps and singing Tragedy and The Lion King with David Walliams.
• Watching Eddie Izzards new movie trailer on his iPhone because they zoomed in when they had technical faults.
• Eddie Izzard googling the answer on his iPhone under the desk.
• Jimmy Carr’s laugh.
• The mystery guest because she was the older woman who hit those thieves with her handbag on You Tube.
• “Andy Gray and Richard Keys.”
• David Walliams and Miranda Hart deliberately getting every answer wrong barr about three. ;)
• David Walliams doing Reverse Cowgirl to Jimmy Carr.
• Eddie Izzard stealing stuff off Jimmy’s podium.

It was all so damn funny. I can’t wait for you to see it.
And then on the way out, I turned to my right and Jamie Oliver was there in the corridor with us. This girl grabbed him for a picture just as Eddie Izzard appeared and joined in with the photo but I didn’t do anything because I didn’t have a camera OR phone. And then they went and Jimmy Carr appeared thanking everyone and I stuck out my hand and said “Nice to meet you!” And he shook it and said “You too! Thanks so much for coming, you’ve been a great audience.” He was reallllyyyyy nice!

And on a negative note, my work screwed me over today because they said they’d let me have Christmas off for a month because I asked them IN MY INTERVIEW and then today on my last shift before I go home, they told me that they didn’t know anything about it when THEY DEFINITELY DID because I reminded them all the time. So now I have to reapply in January if I want a job. (I’m not going to, fuck them). So I got really angry, collected all my stuff, threw my hat, apron and key at them, walked downstairs and on my way out kicked their Christmas tree which caused the lights to fall off.

Justice.

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Was just in the audience for Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011…

• Jimmy Carr
• Eddie Izzard
• David Mitchell
• Miranda Hart
• David Walliams
• Jamie Oliver
• Jonathan Ross

Not bad, huh?! All for free along with 2 or 3 Krispy Kremes, Red Bull and beer. :) And a bonus… Jamie, Eddie and Jimmy walked past us all in the corridor and I got to shake Jimmy Carr’s hand and he said thank you for coming, you’ve all been great. :) He was SO lovely!

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