"I’m not just generally happy. If I’m generally anything I guess I’m generally miserable."


Marilyn Monroe (via missingmarilyn)
Flatmate: Is this another one of your weird disaster-massacre-tragedy shows?
Me: Haha, yeah. It's about the Titanic.
Flatmate: Ahhh I see.
Me: Don't worry, I did watch two films earlier that weren't tragic films!
Flatmate: Well that's good.
Me: Awh no, Air Crash is on too.
Flatmate: Oh no, how are you going to watch both?!
Me: ... I don't knowww.
Flatmate: Wow, that was a genuinely upset 'I don't know.'
Me: I know.
Flatmate: Trying to watch as many as possible?
Me: Yeah, ha. I like to cram as much death as I can into every day.
Flatmate: Haha!
Me: It makes me feel better about my own life.